100% calling it a night at 4 pm. Granola bars are in the cupboard. Momma loves you. ✌️out #kidsaretheworst

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Parenting is a lot about trust, trying, and owning when things "didn't work" like you had planned. Keep trying, falling, trusting anyway. "The fact that you worry about being a good [parent] means that you already are one." -Jodi Picoult Have a great week and thanks for supporting each other out there! #laughtogether #insteadofcryingalone #kidsaretheworst

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Good responses to this insane and nosy question are: 👶1) I was just going to ask you the same question. 👶 2) I'm thinking as soon as I find a good salsa recipe. Do you have one? 👶 3) [maniacal laughter] 👶 4) I'm waiting until they figure out how my husband can get pregnant. 👶 5) I am already pregnant with pauses... want to hear one? (Long, long pause) What are other ways to respond to nosy baby questions? #kidsaretheworst

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I'm sick. Being that I'm a mother, I don't get a day off to sleep and watch movies. People get days off? Inconceivable. And because I'm a social media strategist, I also need to keep the posts coming. Because social media doesn't get a day off. Can you imagine? Inconceivable. And that's they way we like our social connections. Hope you all stay well or get well and have time to play this weekend. Tell me some of your favorite accounts that I can check out while perusing from sick bed. You know, in between driving kids around, laundry, emails, and asking everyone to lower their voices. But seriously, what are some great Instagram accounts you like? #kidsaretheworst

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This is the same laugh I have when I eat chocolate. And have the house to myself. And get to choose the Netflix movie. #kidsaretheworst

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So... I don't speak Spanish... EDIT: apparently my Spanish is muy rusty because I've been informed that this stepmom is crazy. Ha! So, learn from my mistakes and don't post #momgoals on a stepmother to a wheelchair-bound girl who is kissing the boy the stepmother is having an affair with. Also, I need to start watching novellas. 🤣 #RealMomGoals #TimeToLearnSpanish #kidsaretheworst

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What I wore carpool! You know how I like to keep it real here on #kidsaretheworst. Sometimes when I am taking my kids to school, I can't believe what I wear out of the house! I hope my car doesn't break down because I don't want anyone to see me. So, naturally, I take and post a picture of myself in said outfit for a quarter of a million people to see! Makes perfect sense! Not to let the fashion Instagrammer's take all of the credit for great outfits, I thought it would be fun to put together a new hashtag for carpool outfits! WantToJoinMe? (Answer: OF COURSE YOU DO!) Just tag your photo #CPOOTD (CarPool Outfit Of The Day) or #WIWCP (What I Wore CarPool) and tag @kidsaretheworst in your photo to join this Instagram fashion revolution. I will feature your snazziest ensembles and spread the latest in mom couture.

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You like me. You really like me. I'd like to thank the Academy... of Pinterest for giving me recipes to choose from. 'Ppreciate ya! #kidsaretheworst

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And then I enjoy "me time" for the 15 minutes that I can keep my eyes open. #kidsaretheworst

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I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. Time for a movie and gummy bears, I think. For everyone. #kidsaretheworst

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