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download #Huggle and find someone special at that bar you go to every friday. you know, that place where you always order the same drink every time and your besties show up late so you're just sitting at the bar waiting and on your phone rotating through the same 3-4 apps and scrolling through the same feeds hoping something has changed and you notice that all the ice in your redbull vodka had melted so you order another one and then your friends finally show up and your phone is on like 26% but luckily your friend Linda has one of those portable pocket chargers and you're like "you just saved my life" and you charge your phone up to 60% because your other friend ordered fries and you know you're gonna take picture of it for the gram. so yeah, will help you find something more and maybe someone new and attractive at your usual spots! like think of your favourite pizza place, what if the love of your life has been going there this whole time and you had no idea?? #satiregram #meta #counterculture #ad #newyearnewme #ilikeextramoney #andtheappisprettycooltoo #tbh

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22 Days ago

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sometimes I feel like that one firework that everyone hyped up as one the best fireworks of the show and then when it finally happens everyone is like "well I guess that was alright... there have been better ones tonight (like that one giant dragon firework at Bilbo Baggins' eleventy-first birthday, you know the one that Merry and Pippin set off because they wanted to get as lit as possible)" and then you ask your friends how much they think the whole fireworks show cost and they can't really answer because nobody wants to talk about financial shit rn and the budget for the show is probably kept secret and I don't know if there's any transparency about it but whatever happy new year 2017 🎊🎉 #satiregram #happynewyear #lordoftherings

22 Days ago

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22 Days ago

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"this is my new year to sparkle because tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book and now it's my turn to write a new story worth telling. my journey is just beginning and it all begins with a single step. I'm going to find new love, but most importantly love for myself. it's time to find out who I am, I'm ringing in the new year with love, grace, and gratitude and I'm going to pay off my 65k credit card debt by joining this new company that my friend from high school told me about its lighting the way for my future as I've always had a passion for my health and selling Schiitquix is the way to do it, it's a new weight-loss supplement that's guaranteed results in 2 weeks. it's huge in Germany and just picking up speed in America now. you can use my promo code: CLEANCOLON and the link in my bio, all it takes is $200 to start your own team I already have my own team I'm an Emerald Executive. it's not a scam trust me I'm already waiting for my first $10 deposit on the 1st and the 15th. trust me a year from now you'll wish you had started today, join my team and we'll get rich in the new year together" #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #MLM #scamcentral #schiitquix #newyearseve #nye2016 #2017 #happynewyear #joinmyscam #newyearnewme

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