thefatjewish

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Contact 4 credit: Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT. ARE. YOU. AN. ACTUAL. HUMAN. BEING. ALSO. WHY. DO. YOU. HAVE. HANDS. LIKE. THE. GRINCH.

21 Hours ago
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REAL G SHIT BRUH (not real G shit actually. I wore a turtleneck, khakis and loafers every day until I was like 13, I looked like a rich power gay architect)

4 Days ago
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THEY SEE ME ROLLING/ THEY HATING/ BECAUSE I'M THE OLDEST LIVING FUCKING MONARCH

5 Days ago
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I'M GONNA GET THE TWINS MATCHING STAINLESS STEEL PANINI MAKERS

7 Days ago
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One time I tried to smell Carrie Underwood's hair from behind at an event and got choked out by a security guard named Rage! Super fun!

9 Days ago
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I miss when Chris Pratt was husky and wore cargo shorts and had a weird Abe Lincoln beard, now he's got abs to his neck and wears suits

13 Days ago
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A card from a pharmacy won't do anything to quell the deep and undying hatred that your significant other has in her heart for you, but it's a nice thought I guess? ( @drunkpeopledoingthings)

13 Days ago
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I MADE LOVE TO A LASAGNA THIS MORNING.

13 Days ago
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She definitely asked to speak with the manager and is married to a former date rapist named Randy. ( @sadmichaeljordan)

15 Days ago
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I'd rather spend the day in a souped up Mitsubishi Eclipse with a high spoiler with my grandma, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Paul Walker, Toyko drifting across the clouds 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

17 Days ago
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It's literally the cost of a fucking salad at Whole Foods if you get one hardboiled egg.

18 Days ago
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This dog is basically a rich power gay architect who owns a sunsplashed brownstone and says things like "is Susan fucking SERIOUS with that Michael Kors bag?"

19 Days ago
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Obama is listening to Luther Vandross and getting all up in Michelle's ham wallet on gold silk sheets and parasailing and drinking out of coconuts and taking a few hits off a jay. He's so fucking over it.

19 Days ago
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ALSO I SNORTED A LINE OF GUACAMOLE AT THE SUPER BOWL PARTY TO MAKE MY FRIENDS LAUGH AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN THINK IT WAS FUNNY AND NOW IM FUCKING NAUSEOUS.

21 Days ago
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POR TI VOLARE > GAGA WITH A KEYTAR

21 Days ago
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Barry, I know you're on an island with Richard Branson sipping a daiquiri and probably fingerblasting Michelle and watching The Young Pope and that's all so so great, but I wish you were still at work. ( @missingobama)

24 Days ago
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I'm just assuming, but is Michelle a barista now right? ( @thedailyshow)

25 Days ago
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BEYONCÉ AND I ARE BOTH PREGNANT AS FUCK. MAZEL KWEEN. ( @tank.sinatra @adam.the.creator)

26 Days ago
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I eat corn with a power drill because I'm an adult and I do whatever the fuck I want.

30 Days ago
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30 Days ago
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MOM THAT'S NOT MY BAG OF POT, DAVE BOUGHT IT AND NEEDED ME TO HOLD IT FOR HIM GOD GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM WHAT IS THIS THE SPANISH INQUISITION I CANT WAIT TO MOVE OUT ( @herbs1996)

34 Days ago
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America is fucked up right now. Like "Owen Wilson's nose" fucked up. ( @_kevinboner)

36 Days ago
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Sometimes I'll literally close my fucking eyes and sing along to Britney Spears while holding a huge bag of puffy cheetos and going 90 MPH I should definitely be in heaven with my grandma and Paul Walker (tw: @powerful)

36 Days ago
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I knew females were the future, but I was not aware of the how fucking killer they were at making signs. ( @ladynaes)

37 Days ago
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37 Days ago
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He is literally dreaming about Ivanka's butthole. Her bleached, manicured, sparkling, burrata white butthole. ( @sadmichaeljordan)

38 Days ago
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OH MY GOD MICHELLE LOOKING RIGHT AT THE CAMERA LIKE SHE'S FUCKING ON "THE OFFICE" AYYYYY LOLOLOL ( @chauncey_murphy)

38 Days ago
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It's confusing, like how the Schnozzberries guy from Super Troopers is married to the red head with the monster sweater puppies from Mad Men. ( @moistbuddha)

38 Days ago
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The next 4 seasons of "America" are going to be FUCKING NUTS

38 Days ago
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@DIPLO IS PLAYING A SECRET SHOW ON MY IRL TOUR IN CHICAGO ON 2/16! YES, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FREE. (i cursed there for effect) FREE @FOURLOKO, FREE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT COLD CUTS, FREE UNEXPLAINED BRUISES THE NEXT DAY!  RSVP NOW, LINK IN BIO. ALSO, DIPLO AND I GOT TATTOOS OF EACHOTHER'S NAMES. MINE IS A TRAMP STAMP, WILL POST LATER. (photo by @ronyalwin)

40 Days ago
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Ladies: most times we're staring at you because men are giant baby idiots who think everyone wants to receive their milky seed and they are poorly attempting to mate with you, but sometimes it's because you have poppyseeds all up in your teeth.

42 Days ago
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I woke up next to a girl this morning with huge hands who looks like a young Paul Giamatti. And she had a Dooney & Burke bag. It was horrible. ( @lydiamansel)

43 Days ago