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Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
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IT WAS BASICALLY SPRING FUCKING BREAK, BUT WITH MIDDLE AGED WHITE RICH NERDS IN SENSIBLE NEW BALANCES INSTEAD OF RAPEY FRAT GUYS WITH CALF TATTOOS NAMED DEREK. ALSO, THE COUNTING CROWS WERE THERE.

13 Hours ago
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I met a 20 year old recently who told me he’s a “social media disruption architect” and I’m prettyyyyy sure that just means he lives in his parents finished basement and talks crazy amounts of shit on instagram. (TW: @DIRTBAGG)

15 Hours ago
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I GAVE A SHRIEKING BABY IN A STROLLER THE FINGER THE OTHER DAY WHILE IT’S MOM WAS DISTRACTED, FELT SO GOOD ( @saplingpress)

1 Days ago
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NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN DRINKING A TON OF CAFFEINE AND FEELING LIKE MY HEART IS GONNA EXPLODE AND I COULD SHIT MY PANTS BUT NOT BE ANY LESS EXHAUSTED ( @xooted)

1 Days ago
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@therock ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS SHIT OR WHAT BRUH BRUH

4 Days ago
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Justin Timberlake could literally throw a scalding hot cappuccino at Fallon’s face and he would crack up

4 Days ago
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Imagine Kanye at a New York City Kinko’s printing these up

4 Days ago
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It’s ironic that as an adult I love all the shit I hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked

5 Days ago
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Very gangster. Do bloods and crips do that? NOPE.

6 Days ago
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SWEAR TO GOD IF IT COMES OUT THAT HANKS JACKED OFF ON SOMEONE’S TURTLENECK OR SOME OTHER PERVY SHIT IN HIS TRAILER ON THE SET OF “CATCH ME IF YOU CAN” AFTER POSTING THIS, I’LL BE FURIOUS ( @bluerockpr)

7 Days ago
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Here’s a security cam video of a German Shepard pooping and then an extremely fat man slipping in it, all set to tasteful ambient music. Just wanted to be really thorough about the explanation, because it’s really awesome and you should watch it.

8 Days ago
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Ever been so broke you eat sleep for dinner? Yes, you have.

10 Days ago
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She can basically do whatever she wants. She could put out an album of just her coughing and her fans would be like YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

10 Days ago
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IF YOU HAVE A DROID YOU DON’T GET THIS JOKE (AND TEXT GREEN, WHICH IS FUCKING GROSS) @lady_capulet

11 Days ago
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If you’re eating lo mein while laying on the floor at 10:15 AM anywhere else, you probably need to go to rehab.

11 Days ago
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YOU WERE A BABY WHEN JA RULE AND ASHANTI WERE A DUO, YOU LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING (tw: @oshimakesmusic)

12 Days ago
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RYAN AND BLAKE DO YOU WANT TO ADOPT ME I’M OVER 30 BUT AM BASICALLY A GIANT ADULT INFANT WE COULD BE A FAMILY

12 Days ago
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I'M OVER HUMANS AND AM NOW DATING A DEEP FRYER, IT'S 2017 AND I CAN BE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE IF I WANT Link in bio for full version. singlesday elgiganten elkjøp gigantti

13 Days ago
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They’ve never ever ever seen a dick that looks like mine (a rock shrimp)

13 Days ago
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Comment from thefatjewish:


That guy is a hunk with a gorgeous voice, he must get Bub-LAID all the time AHAHHHAHA OMG IM SORRY THAT WAS COMPLETE TRASH ( @theamericanizedfrench)

15 Days ago